Oh, all right, I'll do it!

There's no delicate way to tell this story. In the men's bathroom on my floor there are 3 sinks with 3 soap dispensers. One soap dispenser broke last September. Now we all thought that in due course this broken soap dispenser would get fixed. We thought that way at Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, Valentine's Day and the first day of spring. We thought that way as we stood in line to use one of the remaining 2 dispensers. I thought that way this morning until I got an incredible idea, I would call somebody and report it. At 9 o'clock I picked up the phone and made the call. By noon it had been fixed. I now wash my hands of this. On to my next good deed! Ken Schulz